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Yes, the world's biggest boobs, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are notorious for using every waking moment of their overly exposed lives as constant photo ops.

Which is why we put you on the case, because this picture is just too much fun to ignore. Martin is the author of the above caption, but you guys outdid yourselves for this bosom-buddies shot. Enjoy.

Darryl: "If only these were brains."

Taru: "And they're seedless too!"

ftw froggy: "Spencer, are you listening to me? Spencer? Spencer?"

Grace: "Dr.Rey, I think I want this size."

SpeidiGate: "This is how Audrina must feel."

Jake F. "Honey, just stuff 'em in your shirt and walk out of the store real naturally. No one will notice."

Diane: "Is this why they call it The Hills?"

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As thousands of Barack Obama supporters—not to mention quite a few loyal Hillary Clinton fans—converged on the Pepsi Center in Denver Monday for day one of the Democratic National Convention, Fall Out Boy found themselves in the Mile-High City as well.

The emo darlings not only headlined the Rock the Vote Ballot Bash but also made the announcement that their new album, Folie à Deux, will be released, appropriately enough, Nov. 4.

See which other celebs have made the trip thus far in our DNC Convention Goes Hollywood gallery. Then check back tomorrow as Ben Affleck kicks off a round of engagements in Colorado's capital.

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Let's face it. When you're Brad Pitt's sons, a simple trip to Chuck E. Cheese just ain't gonna cut it anymore.

So it's no surprise that the famous dad decided to bring Maddox and Pax to the 65th Annual Venice Film Festival, which opens Wednesday with the premiere of Brad's new comedy, Burn After Reading.

But somebody really needs to get Maddox a pair of shades ASAP—his squinting is hurting even our eyes.

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It seems desperate times called for desperate measures for Desperate Housewives' Marcia Cross.

While it remains unclear why the actress and mother of twins was forced to use a Malibu men's room facility this weekend, we're just glad to see she chose to cover up her tootsies before entering.

Because we definitely don't need a repeat of this memorable occasion. Ever.

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Only 10 days left until the premiere of Gossip Girl, and we’re already starting to feel all anxious and giddy from the awesome promos and catfight paparazzi shots surfacing.

And now there’s this shot of frenemies Serena (Blake Lively) and Blair (Leighton Meester) in My Fair Lady gear.

Our theory: The Audrey Hepburn musical will replace Breakfast at Tiffany's in Blair's dreams of insecurity where Serena gets all the attention while B just gets sad. It's the only time we ever see our Queen B weak. So tragic...

Whatever the motivation is, we can't wait to see Blair get all Cockney on the Upper East Side!

For more sneak peeks of the best show ever, head on over to Watch With Kristin.

The honeymoon is over. Well, sort of.

Just two days after tying the knot, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi took a leisurely postwedding stroll in West Hollywood Monday afternoon as they headed to Real Food Daily for lunch.

"This is it," Ellen revealed, when asked where the newlyweds would be going for their honeymoon. "I have to go back to work."

The talk-show host kept mum about the couple's nuptials, but she did tell photographers that "it feels great to be married."

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Now that Michael Phelps is done kicking the crap out of everybody who steps foot in the pool, we find ourselves focusing on the 2012 Olympics in London. (Yeah, yeah, we know, the ones in Beijing are still going on, but really, what else is there to watch at this point?)

We got to thinking, after seeing Charlize Theron so gracefully carrying a boogie board through the Malibu surf this weekend, that this would make for a great Olympic event. No, not actual boogie boarding. Just the simple act of holding the board up while wading through the water in a string bikini.

Silly? Perhaps. But it would beat the hell out of watching speed walking again.

Check out the other celebs we'd be happy to see compete in our newly proposed Olympic event in our Summer Skin gallery.